LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND.
I, AGUU, SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF KAWAII,
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE NEKO
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A BAKA SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.
SHING
SHING
SHING
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK
I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN UGUU, AND SENT HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS KAWAII
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST
AND UNDO THE SUGOI THAT IS AGUU